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ok story time
one time in 9th grade biology, we were being separated into groups by birth month. half of the class was born in september (including me), and so when we were standing as a group of about 15 compared to the other groups of 2-4, our teacher looked us dead in the eyes and said wow your parents really knew how to celebrate christmas and regrouped us
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
A teenage boy was looking up nudie shots on the public internet. This is inevitable, like the birds singing or quadricorns (unicorns with four horns) existing. He took a second-rate picture with his phone to use when lotion and a sock were more handy. The teen jumped a mile when I snuck up behind him whispering, “Just what do you think you’re doing?”
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy shit where have you been all my life”
I looked up the disappearance It’s a real thing that happened. BUT THE BEST PART. IS THAT ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE AND DOROTHY L. SAYERS WENT LOOKING FOR HER. IT’S TRUE.
IMAGINE THIS. BEST MYSTERY EVER.
LORD PETER WIMSEY AND SHERLOCK HOLMES TEAM UP TO FIND MISS MARPLE. THE CROSSOVER OF ALL CROSSOVER’S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.