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iamxmrk:

Alfonso Ribeiro brings back the Carlton on Dancing With The Stars

if you’re having a bad day I prescribe this video

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  1. logpoes said: Depends on where they’re from, I guess? I assume there are places where leek and endives are not staple foods. ☺
    ignore logpoes
  2. voyicj said: I can’t help with the vacation, but with the love. And with the undying admiration. How’s that? ;)

Logpoes: A boy who’d been here in Holland for five years. And it is not so much that he didn’t know what endive is, but that he couldn’t identify leeks. Which is pretty much universally known. (and now I’mma STFU about this)

voyicj: THANK YOU! Undying admiration, eh… SO MUCH PRESSUUUURRREEE!

  1. zoetebroodjes said: Een goede voor de reasonsmysoniscrying Tumblr ❤️
  2. logpoes said: Aww :’(
  3. batwings79 said: And mah man is not afraid to show his sensitive side!! mwah!!

zoetebroodjes Jaaaaaa! Maar z’n tranen staan er niet op! Volgende keer toch maar een foto van het huilen maken…

logpoes & batwings79 Special snowflake is speshul…

doooweeeooooh:

coolstoryfuckface:

Elsa Pageler

  Amateur Make-Up Artist Turns Herself Into Your Favorite Pop Culture Characters 

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amateur my ass

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?

A

dirt-roads:

iseeitcrimson:

swanjolraven:

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay

I did not know about this boob bridge. I’m disappointed that it wasn’t still there when I went to Venice.

In other news. ‘Venetian Tit Bridge’ is the name of my new all-girl rock band.