Just did something fangirly and odd and now I am a bit nervous and scared. Fits well with a throat lined with poison ivy and an ear that is literally bleeding.
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
Thank you, dear hearts!
Mustn’t grumble too much: the sun is shining something fierce and there was toast.
Today was going to be the day of the Great Purge. I was going to empty my closet, select what to keep and what to donate and ‘simplify my life’.
Instead I’m still battling this wretched ear infection, got an added cough and the house is a giant mess.
godmother eartha knows
actual fabulous goddess eartha kitt <3
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